Hey, he’s not a honker — so you know he has class…
So with these new laws forbidding hand-held cell-phone use while driving, we’re all safe and happy, right? Sure we’re surrounded by wannabe cyborgs with a clip on their ear seemingly telling their utmost secrets to the world (last week a guy passed in front of me telling his friend (I assume) how he feels ugly…), but we’re safe and happy. And when your buddy (or in the case of my upstairs neighbour, alleged client) drives down the street and calls to say he’s here, it’s all done quietly in his ear, right? Wrong. He had you on speaker phone, chicka, and the entire street heard you say you were… coming down.












