Le monde du vieux bandit

Dear comment spammers,

You are idiots. Registering as a user on my wee blog with your fake .ru addresses won’t allow your casino-pills-genital-enhancement messages through (but hey, I’m a child of the seventies: at first I was happy to have so many Russian buddies popping out of the woodwork: how very Hollywood! Add Molly Ringwald and we’re coo-ooking!). In fact, it will give you nothing, and that, not even for long. As for the random comments your bots generate and attempt to post, you poor, poor spammers, I have this neat plugin installed (Akismet Spam, people) which takes care of 99% of your crap. The rest comes to me for an approval I do not grant. vieux bandit, a million, spammers, zero. In other words, do get a life. If this wee blogger here — not a complete brainless blob, but not the sharpest technocybergeek either — manages with so little effort to keep you out, weeeell… perhaps a career change may be in order? Perhaps instead of running your bots from your closet in your mama’s house you could actually… I don’t know? Get a tan? A hobby? A job? A life? (I’d suggest “girlfriend”, but we do have to take these things one at a time…). In any case, I’ve had fun writing this. Now I’m shipping you back to the “no interest whatsoever” file. (Seriously: couldn’t you at least make some attempt at humour once in a while? It could help you go from stomping-worthy vermin to something slightly less repulsive.)

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